Ned Beauman’s New Novel Will “Teleport” You to a Not-So- “Accidentally” Great Story

the-teleportation-accident_custom-aa41ab132419ab6099ba85520ed1eda25636fae9-s6-c10“When you haven’t had sex in a long time, it feels like the worst thing that could ever happen. If you’re living in Germany in the 1930s, it probably isn’t.”  So begins the blurb to describe Ned Beauman’s The Teleporation Accident; and for theatrical set designer Egon Loeser, having sex is the seemingly most important thing—more important than following current political plots. But when he reconnects with Adele Hitler (no relation to Adolf), his obsession with sex focuses solely on winning over this captivating girl.

He follows her from Berlin to Paris and Los Angeles in a quest to win her love, but in the process he gets inadvertently caught up in the political machinations of the time. Surrounded by a cast of hilarious, satirical characters including the blond Brit hack writer Rackenham; gay best friend and budding Nazi Achleitner; and reclusive, disturbed scientist Bailey, Loeser’s adventures take some surprising twists as he spends nearly a decade trying to bed Adele.

Sprinkled throughout the novel are circular references to the famed teleportation accident by stage designer Lavicini in 1679 that inspired Loeser’s recreation of said accident in a sprawling play about Lavicini’s life. Beauman’s inventive story-within-a-story is more akin to Margaret Atwood’s The Blind Assassin than David Mitchell’s Cloud Atlas, but either way he’s in good company. The Scotsman newspaper accurately attributes his style and influence in this quotation, “It’s as if the English tradition of humorous novels (P.G. Wodehouse, Kingsley Amis, Evelyn Waugh) and American crime fiction (Thomas Pynchon, Kurt Vonnegut, John Barth) have had their molecules recombined.” And if that isn’t a glowing enough recommendation, then I don’t know what to tell you.

If you enjoyed the winding, winking storytelling of Kristopher Jansma’s The Unchangeable Spots of the Leopards then you’ll easily get sucked into Beauman’s novel. Both are the best novels I’ve read this year, making it nearly impossible for any other author to surpass the wit expressed within these pages (but I certainly dare authors to try).

The Tribeca Film Festival 2013

Through my work for JustPressPlay, I’ve been covering this year’s Tribeca Film Festival with extreme dedication. I’ve seen 20-odd films so far and intend on seeing plenty more the rest of the week. But with the Festival in full swing, I thought I would catalog my reviews so far to keep you up-to-date on the best (and worst) offerings this year. So delve into my coverage of this year’s films and, if you can, go check some of them out! (And I’ll keep updating this article as more of my reviews get posted.)

The English Teacher

large_english_teacher_1Linda Sinclair (Julianne Moore) is perfectly comfortable with her quiet life as a high school English teacher—living alone and filling her spare time with reading novels and screaming at telemarketers on the phone. (Or so the trite and too on-the-nose narrator would have us believe.) But, when former student Jason Sherwood (Michael Angarano) returns to town after failing to make it as a Broadway playwright, Linda starts to become more active in her own life. She reads Jason’s play The Chrysalis and loves it (weird moth characters and all). She loves it so much that she becomes determined to mount a high school production of it (despite its decidedly adult and Ibsen-like tone). Yet Linda gets carried away with her passion for the project and her need to rekindle Jason’s aims as a writer. (read more)

The Pretty One

pretty_one_bannerOnce upon a time not too long ago, in a land not unlike rural California, there were twin sisters (both played by Zoe Kazan) who were as different as night and day. Audrey was a social butterfly. She won every competition. She stole boys’ hearts. She had a chic sense of style. And she moved away from home not long after her mother’s death. Conversely, Laurel was a wallflower. She had only one winning ribbon to her name. She only got the boys who weren’t good enough to attract Audrey. She had a hipster sense of style. And she stayed home to take care of her father after her mother’s death. (read more)

A Birder’s Guide to Everything

birders_guide_bannerDavid Portnoy (Kodi Smit-McPhee) may have spotted the extinct Labrador Duck. Sure, David’s only a 15-year-old birder and still reeling from his mother’s death over a year ago, but he needs to place his faith in something, so why not this extinct bird (although he will deny later in the film that the bird is a metaphor for anything). It also doesn’t help that his father (James LeGros) is about to marry Juliana (Daniela Lavender), who was David’s mother’s nurse no less. Thus it is understandable that David wants to evade the wedding to track down the supposedly extinct duck. (read more)

What Richard Did

whatricharddidRichard spent the weekend hanging out with his friends. Richard started dating Lara. Richard had a family cookout with his rugby coach. Richard grew jealous of Conor’s intimate friendship with Lara. Richard went shopping. And Richard slept with Lara at his family’s beach house. That’s what Richard did. Oh, and Richard killed someone. (read more)

A Single Shot

large_a_single_shot_1While out hunting a deer, notorious poacher John Moon (a heavily-bearded Sam Rockwell) accidentally shoots and kills a young woman. As he searches for a place to dump the body, he stumbles upon her encampment and a box full of cash. Haunted by the dead woman’s image, John attempts to redeem himself by using the money to salvage what’s left of his tenuous marriage to Jess (Kelly Reilly), with whom he shares a son. But as the men who want that money begin to terrorize him, John is caught in a deadly (and dull) game of cat and mouse. (read more)

Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me

elaine_stritch_shoot_me_bannerElaine Stritch is an iconic actress of both the stage and screen. Now well into her mid-80s she is still pushing herself to produce quality performances. But between her battle with alcoholism and combating a serious case of diabetes, Stritch is starting to grow weary. Not that she’ll let that stop her from helming yet another one-woman cabaret show (with a multi-city tour to boot). So one week after spotting Stritch at her hair salon, filmmaker Chiemi Karasawa agreed with her hair stylist’s suggestion that she should make a documentary about Stritch. (read more)

Trust Me

trust_me_bannerThe newest movie by filmmaker Clark Gregg (aka The Avengers‘ Agent Coulson) delves into his surprisingly “ambiguous feelings” for the movie-making business—specifically the world of child actors and their agents. Playing one of those notorious agents himself, Gregg brings to life the down-on-his-luck Howard Holloway. Struggling to retain a single client while combating his highly successful archnemesis Aldo Shocklee (Sam Rockwell in a mercifully focused and comedic performance—unlike in A Case of You), Howard fears his days in the business are numbered. (read more)

The Reluctant Fundamentalist

reluctant_fundam_bannerWhile it may seem odd that acclaimed Indian filmmaker Mira Nair is tackling a film centered around a Pakistani man, she certainly doesn’t think so. What drew her to The Reluctant Fundamentalist was its new look at the Iraq and Afghantistan wars. She read the novel (of the same name) by author Mohsin Hamid and fell in love with the fresh new look at the psychology of this subject. While those stories are normally told from the American point of view,Fundamentalist looks at it through the eyes of a Pakistani man. The film delves into “the mutual suspicion with which America and Pakistan (or the Muslim world) look at one another.” And through this unique point of view, we can gain a deeper understanding of the cultural differences that have informed so much hate in our country. (read more)

Bluebird

bluebird-john-slattery-skipLance Edmands’ debut film Bluebird is inspired by the Robert Frost poem, “The Last Word of the Blue Bird.” As he summates, “the poem tells the story of a little girl named Lesley who finds a bluebird, which she befriends. But when winter comes, the bird tells her that it must fly south.” The bird must escape the inhospitable environment of the wintry north if it hopes to survive. Edmands says, “The poem was used to teach children about loss.” It is exactly this loss and striving to find an environment to live in that he captures in his film. (read more)

G.B.F.

large_gbf_2In suburban high schools, the G.B.F. (or Gay Best Friend, for those not up on the vernacular) is the hot new thing. The only problem for the students in G.B.F.? There are no gay students at the school—at least not openly gay. But Brent Van Camp (Paul Iacono) plans to change all that by coming out and using the most popular girls in school to launch him to the top as Prom King. What ensues is a pop culture-infused meta comedy with Game of Thrones manipulation. (read more)

Floating Skyscrapers

large_Floating_Skyscrapers_1_pubsFor fifteen years, Kuba (Mateusz Banasiuk) has been training to be a champion swimmer. When not at the gym or in the pool, he spends his time sexing his girlfriend Sylwia (Marta Nieradkiewicz) and dealing with his overbearing mother Ewa (Katarzyna Herman), who bares a disturbing resemblance to Norma Bates (for instance, she makes Kuba massage her shoulders while she’s in the bath—with him still nursing a Sylwia-inspired erection, no less). Out of a seeming boredom with the status quo, Kuba begins to be distracted by guys at the gym—even going to so far as to hook up with a guy who cruises him in the shower (although he freaks out about it leaves before he can finish). (read more)

Adult World

large_adult_world_2The protagonist of Adult World may be a familiar figure. She just graduated from college. She relies on her parents for money. She thinks she’s the greatest writer of her generation. No, this isn’t Hannah Horvath; this is Amy Anderson. But don’t worry, Adult World isn’t trying to be like Girls, it’s trying to be funny—and it’s highly successful at it, too. (read more)

Deep Powder

large_DEEP_POWDER_2It’s the early 1980’s; and the Deep Powder Alpine Country Club is a secret society at the savvy and prestigious New England boarding school, Mount Ambrose. The teenage members of this club—easily resembling Gossip Girl characters—enjoy skiing (both kinds); and, once a year, one lucky member makes a drug run to Ecuador for some high-grade cocaine. Based on true events, Deep Powder follows the dramatic final year of this club and the resulting investigation into their illicit actions. (read more)

Hide Your Smiling Faces

images2013 is shaping up to be the year of Kids with Guns (cue that Gorillaz song). From Mia Wasikowska toting a rifle in Stoker to those Disney darlings forcing James Franco to fellate a pistol in Spring Breakers, youth gun violence is percolating throughout pop culture. But Hide Your Smiling Faces isn’t a hedonistic look at violence; it’s a quiet contemplation of death through the eyes of children (with guns). (read more)

A Case of You

large_a_case_of_you_1A Case of You is a romantic comedy for the 21st century. When Sam (Justin Long) tries to woo the aloof girl at the coffee shop, Birdie (Evan Rachel Wood), he stalks her Facebook profile to transform himself into the man of her dreams. Such is the exact setup you would expect from a rom com, and A Case of You does not fail to meet the rote expectations of its genre. (read more)

Everyone Should Immediately Devour “The Unchangeable Spots of Leopards”

unchangespotsKristopher Jansma’s debut novel The Unchangeable Spots of Leopards is the first great book of 2013 (and will probably be my favorite for the rest of the year). Tackling themes of identity and truth, Leopards follows a writers’ life as he attempts to pen a great novel. Everything he writes is based on truth, but slanted truth; and the more he continues to slant the truth the more his own personal truth becomes slanted.

Without ruining too much of the novel (since seeing it all unfold is a treat in itself), the story focuses on this unnamed writer, his best friend and rival writer Julian McMann, and the beautiful actress Evelyn Lynn Madison Demont. Their eccentricities bring them together but could potentially lead to personal destruction.

Jansma uses these characters for his own exploration in storytelling. Jansma’s story resembles those of  John Irving—just substitute leopards for bears and Luxembourg for Vienna—but with light, crisp prose in lieu of Irving’s denser style. His writing can be equally devastating and humorous—usually on the same page. And the book’s matroshka doll structure is reminiscent of David Mitchell’s Cloud Atlas by way of Brideshead Revisited. There are so many layers and recurring motifs used throughout that you’ll want to reread the novel immediately to see what you missed (in similar fashion to Michael Ondaatje’s fascinating novel Divisadero).

Leopards can best be described as Jansma inadvertently (or maybe intentionally) writes in his novel: “It is the rare of sort of book that resembles nothing else and yet somehow seems intensely familiar. From the first line you feel your own heart begin to beat differently. Once it’s over you want to begin it again.” This perfectly sums up how reading this novel feels, and I definitely encourage you to devour this novel as soon as possible.

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Book vs. Film: “The Paperboy” Film Far Outshines the Novel

Pete Dexter’s novel The Paperboy is a concisely written account of a journalist’s attempts to free a supposedly innocent man on death row. How then, does Lee Daniels’ adaptation of the book (which he co-wrote with Dexter) become a lust-fueled orgy of exploitation? Could the answer simply be that because Daniels is a gay African American male, he chose to use those identities to inform his auteur take on the novel? Or did Daniels just simply want to make a wildly bizarre film after his heartwrenching film Precious? And which (if either) is the one you should check out?

the-paperboyIn the late 60s, Hillary van Wetter (John Cusack) is on Death Row for the murder of a sheriff (who is beloved for only killing black men). Van Wetter is about to receive some aid from an unlikely gang composed of the famed Miami Times reporting duo Ward Jansen (Matthew McConaughey) and Yardley Archeman (David Oyelowo); Ward’s brother—and temporary driver—Jack (Zac Efron); and the woman, Charlotte Bless (Nicole Kidman), who is in love with van Wetter despite only knowing him from the letters she’s written to him in prison. Determined to prove his innocence (in the murder, at least), the gang ostracizes themselves in the small community as they aim to release this violent man from prison.

Both book and film begin from this scenario, but slowly their stories diverge. In Dexter’s novel, Jack narrates from the first-person his account of what happens in the journalists’ quest for truth. He protects and idolizes Ward (who gets into some trouble with some sailors); clashes with Yardley; and watches a self-proclaimed maneater devour his father and his father’s newspaper (which Jack is supposed to inherit). Dexter tells a succinct story that concerns itself more with finding the truth than with oversexing the characters. While this makes for a perfectly adequate novel, it does very little to set it apart from other adequate or mediocre novels.

Daniels’ film, however, alters much of what happens in the book (or at least how it’s portrayed), making for a far more engaging (if also absurd) story. The Jansen’s maid, Anita (Macy Gray), narrates the film with her exaggerated Southern accent. Yardley has an affected British accent and is portrayed by an African Englishman, despite the character in the novel being a white American man. Even Jack and Charlotte’s relationship (which is merely a hinted at flirtation in the novel) turns into a full-blown sexual affair (with Charlotte peeing on Jack after a jellyfish attack to prove her affection for him—a group of sunbathing nurses does the task in the novel).

9780679421757The greatest (and my personal favorite) change is Daniels’ overall approach to the film: making it essentially a love note to Zac Efron. Gratuitous shots of him swimming or running around in his white briefs make it easy to see what Charlotte found so attractive about Jack. And Efron’s ease with this role shows that he’s really coming into his own as an actor. All of this adds the necessary character development to Jack that is lost from him not narrating the piece.

While I’m the first person to say that you should always read the book first (and I do stand by that), The Paperboy is that very rare exception. If you are interested in reading Dexter’s concise novel then it is best to read that before you tackle the film. But the film is such an amazing roller coaster of an adventure that I highly recommend you see it and don’t even bother with the book, which pales in comparison.

 

Avoid Getting Caught “In Between Men”

For all the great LGBT webseries out there, there are bound to be a few duds. In Between Men falls into that latter category. In the same style as Hunting Season, Men follows four gay men’s drama-filled lives in Manhattan. But other than voiceover narration, these two series share very little in common.

Dalton (Nick Matthews) is the leader of the bunch and an up-and-coming event planner. Although he prefers to work independently, Kendra (Margot Bingham) is luring him to come work for her high profile PR firm. Benjamin (Ben Pamies) is the requisite slut of the group, but Pamies gives him enough emotional depth to make him the only interesting male character. Jacob (Max Rhyser) is the bisexual artist in a long-term relationship with insecure bartender Kyle (Sidney E. Wright). And Dane (Chase Coleman) plays yet another insecure gay man, one who has to dole out pills to addicts in order to get laid.

In Between Men claims to focus on the masculine/feminine identity crisis that affects so many gay men (see also: Bro-ing Pains); but, aside from a disdainful view of Pride, the show ignores this theme after the first episode. Yet the lack of thematic concept isn’t what plagues the series, it’s that writer Quincy Morris seems unable to write a coherent episode. Each short “episode” is comprised of one or two scenes following each of the characters’ lives that almost comprise a complete story when watched all at once. While each episode does an adequate job of setting up the stories, it skips the middle portion and cuts right to their conclusion, making them not just anticlimactic but befuddling as well. And even Dalton’s contrived voiceovers can’t pull together the episodic stories.

Despite the poor structure of the series, Morris does have some interesting plot twists. The secret motives behind Kendra’s character make her the most compelling of the characters. But if the only female character on your gay male webseries is the only interesting character, then you’re doing something wrong. (And don’t get me started on Dalton’s schizophrenic Italian boyfriend Massimiliano played by Michael Sharon.)

When looking for a new webseries to delve into, be sure to avoid In Between Men (after all there are plenty of quality ones out there). Even as a guilty pleasure, the series elicits more guilt than pleasure.

 

It’s Never Too Late to Get Into “The Outs”

The Outs is the first webseries I’ve seen that could easily transition into an actual TV series (for cable, of course). The episodes are long enough, ranging from 20-30 minutes; and the incredible writing gives the show enough substance to make it very compelling, at times even emotionally devastating. Created by Adam Goldman along with Sasha Winters, The Outs explores the muddy waters of life after an intense breakup.

Mitchell (Goldman) and Jack (Hunter Canning) have had a dramatic breakup (the details of which are slowly revealed throughout the series) and are now trying to move on with their lives. Jack goes through a slutty phase, leading him to “Scruffy” (Tommy Heleringer). Meanwhile, Mitchell is trying to rehabilitate his close friendship with Oona (Winters), who was also greatly affected by the breakup, while also attempting to start dating again.

The show’s strong writing (also by Goldman) and crisp cinematography (Jay Gillespie) will quickly draw you into the series. Goldman’s playwright style of writing combined with a stage-like delivery of lines by the actors gives it an overall theatrical vibe that is lacking in many other webseries (i.e. In Between Men, The Vessel). The lengthier episodes, too, allow for more thorough character and plot development.

If the Manhattan lifestyle of Hunting Season makes it akin to Sex and the City, then the Brooklyn world of The Outs makes it akin to Girls (wouldn’t that make for a great hour of TV on HBO?). Both are outstanding webseries that prove that this form of media is yet another great way to express compelling storytelling.

You can watch all 6 episodes of the series here.

“Bro-ing Pains” Tackles Friendships Between Gay and Straight Men

Bro-ing Pains is “a webseries about a dude who likes dudes surrounded by dudes who like chicks.” In a market that is flooded with LGBT-themed webseries, Bro-ing Pains explores ground that hasn’t really been focused on before: namely, friendships between gay men and straight men. Other than recent sitcoms like Partners and Happy Endings, this kind of relationship is almost nonexistent in pop culture; yet so many gay many have close friendships with straight men, so it’s great to finally see that depicted.

The series follows Tyler (writer/co-director Jonothon Mitchell) as he struggles to identify both as a gay man and as a fraternity brother. His brothers (played by Ryan Weiss and David Kim) easily accept him—mostly because he’s “straight-acting”—but his roommate (Ericka Winterrowd) feels gypped because she wants him to be her cliché gay bff (making for some amusing tiffs). Soon, she and Tyler make a bet that involves him sleeping with a guy in every fraternity on campus, a plot that is both convoluted and entertaining.

Most TV series take four episodes to fully establish themselves, but in the world of webseries it seems to only take three. And that’s definitely true for Bro-ing Pains. The first episode feels more like Mitchell’s treatise on how it feels to be gay in a fraternity. While it does set up the thematic concepts of the show, it does very little for the show’s plot. The second episode is when the wager is made and we learn just enough about the characters to see how they all fit together. But the third episode is when the characters begin to feel real (and also when the actors begin to feel comfortable playing them). Tyler becomes humanized as a character when he is confronted by his ex-boyfriend (Filipe Valle Costa) at a Pride meeting (that feels like an AA meeting). He goes from being just a caricature of a gay bro to being a character that viewers can sympathize with, making the show fully engaging.

The episodes are being slowly doled out on YouTube as Mitchell and co-director Skyler Scott Kern continue to film and edit the series, giving you plenty of time to get sucked into the world of Bro-ing Pains.

Gaybies Invade British Culture in the New Webseries “The Vessel”

Pop culture’s obsession with gays having babies (i.e. The New Normal, Gayby) has finally moved across the pond to Britain. In the British webseries The Vessel, one gay couple asks their friend to be a surrogate for their child. Over 10 episodes, the series follows their attempts to get pregnant.

Due to the speed at which they filmed the series (6 days!), there are some unique aspects to the episode that differs from other webseries. Each episode is one uncut scene told from the “vessel’s” point-of-view. Also, each episode is mostly improvised, making the actors look skittish (or “quirky”). The gay couple (played by Giovanni Bienne and Philip Whiteman) comes off as especially frantic, but they manage to play off each other very well.

Because the camera is the surrogate’s eye, it actually makes it more difficult to sympathize with her character. Especially because the second episode works as a PSA for rules about surrogacy in England (you’d be surprised how much it differs from American policies). But in the third episode, she begins to show some hesitations regarding her decision and we get a little alone time with the character. These developments finally give us a sense of her character, and the episode is what actually sold me on the series.

With so many webseries floating around the Internet, it can be hard to decide which ones to watch (if you haven’t checked out Hunting Season you should definitely do so immediately). But The Vessel, despite its clinical-sounding title, is a topical series that is amusing and endearing.

New episodes are posted on Sunday evenings at 8pm.

From Page to Screen, “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” Never Loses Its Emotional Impact

Stephen Chbosky seems to be very passionate about The Perks of Being a Wallflower. He penned the novel in 1999 and adapted it for the screen this year as both screenwriter and director of the film. As can sometimes happen when someone is too close to the source material, the adaptation can suffer because they can’t see the forest for the trees. Fortunately, I think enough time passed between the novel and the film that Chbosky knew what elements were essential to draw out to make Perks a compelling film.

Narrated by the eponymous wallflower Charlie (played perfectly by Logan Lerman), we experience this shy and troubled teenager’s adventures in his freshman of high school (in a similar fashion to how Felicity narrates her freshman year of college to Sally). While his original goal was just to survive the year unnoticed, he manages to befriend an outsider group of seniors. Who better to teach him about the life of an outsider than exuberant homosexual Patrick (Ezra Miller shedding off all remnants of his dark character in We Need to Talk About Kevin) and his flirty yet bossy step-sister Sam (Emma Watson shedding off most of her hair and British accent to remove all hints of her Hermione persona). Together these two introduce Charlie to a world of sex, drugs, and alternative music.

In the novel, much more time is spent on Charlie’s family than in the film: not so much his mother (Kate Walsh) and father (Dylan McDermott) as his sister Candace (Nina Dobrev) and Aunt Helen (Melanie Lynskey). Charlie builds a bond with his older sister as he helps her deal with an abortion, and memory flashes of Aunt Helen haunt him throughout the story. In the film, Chbosky removes most of Candace’s part, pairing her off with dufus Ponytail Derek (Nicholas Braun) and including only the scene where Charlie catches Candace’s boyfriend hitting her (more on that later). However, those incessant flashbacks of Aunt Helen, obviously, remain (since those memories are vital to end of the film).

Including so much family story in the novel makes sense for a coming-of-age novel about an introverted boy. But Chbosky chooses to focus the film Perks on friendship. So much of pop culture today is centered on outsiders bonding, and Chbosky manages to capture it astutely in the film. Through Patrick and Sam, Charlie is introduced into their close-nit gang of Punk Rocky enthusiasts like Mary Elizabeth (Mae Whitman, no longer being an Anne hog); Alice (Erin Wilhelmi); and Bob (Adam Hagenbuch). They teach Charlie how to navigate the world of friendship and even that scarier realm of dating (Lerman’s chemistry with Watson is as palpable as his chemistry with Whitman is not). Charlie also manages to make a friend out of his English teacher Mr. Anderson (Paul Rudd), who sees Charlie’s potential and coaxes it out of him by assigning extra reading and paper writing.

Overall, Perks is a fully engaging film that matches the emotional intensity of the novel. The biggest difference is that Chbosky plays down the motif of abuse that is so rampant in the novel. Literally every relationship—familial or romantic—involves some form of abuse, be it physical, substance, or emotional. In the film, he eases off this motif, giving us just small glimpses into a world of physical abuse through Candace’s incident with her boyfriend. Limiting the audience’s exposure to these abusive relationships makes the impact of Charlie’s past much more vivid for the audience.

When I first read Perks in college it was one of the books that I could not put down. I felt easily drawn to this world and the characters (I already knew many of the perks of being a wallflower). Rereading the novel now, I found it to be painfully juvenile. That means that Chbosky expertly captured the voice of Charlie, but that also means that I’ve outgrown the novel. In making this film, it seems that Chbosky, too, saw the juvenility of his novel and aimed to have the film resonate for adults as well. In this he also succeeded. So for those of you in high school (or just starting college) I highly recommend the novel; but for everyone I recommend the film—just remember to bring a lot of tissues with you to the theater.

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